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I have no words that can be printed here. No background, no experience, just hair.

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Yes, better to have a more experienced person like Mayorkus running the show. That guy, without hair, assured us all on numerous occasions the southern border is secure. Those lies are a significant reason Trump won, but progressives just don’t seem to get it. Maybe more hair and less experience will achieve better results. It will be hard for Noem to do worse that Mayorkus.

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I didn’t think that appointments were based on not doing worse and hair styles. But I’m good with getting her out of the state.

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In this administration expertise is disqualifying and a complete lack of dealing with and understanding complexity, is ideal. Loyalty above skill set.

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And fillers. And fancy teeth.

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Nov 12·edited Nov 13

I'm not suggesting this won't happen, but ordering the South Dakota National Guard to Texas multiple times, making a couple quick photo op visits to the border and incessantly complaining about illegal aliens don't qualify a person to run the Department of Homeland Security. The roster of personnel in the department—for whom the secretary is responsible—is, in itself, daunting. Noem should take a peek at that before jumping into water that might be way over her head.

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Because thinking before she says/does things is very on-brand for her

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Dear Kristi: Sorry about all the "Justice for Cricket" stuff and the "Castlewood Cardashian" comments. With all of your new powers, I'm aware that you can put me on the "no fly list" and probably take away my birthday even. Just leave my dog alone, okay? 2nd Amendment Rules!!!!

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Best snl opener I could have hoped for

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You win MY internet today. 🏆

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See ya Kristi! Don’t let the door hit you in ass on the way out!!!😁🎉👍🏼

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Take a look at how she handled the McCook lake disaster. That’s all you need to know about how good of a job she will do. 🤦🏻

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Well, she certainly knows how to build a wall. Look at the Governor's mansion.

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Wonder how and why Central and South American governments have caused their governed to flee and seek a better life in the United States...

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Great choice. Kristi will do a great job, and it's a step up for her.

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